Me, My Life, And Everything That Happens In It!

Well I am sitting here at Dave's house. He has been gone for 2 days now. Christmas is in 2 days!!! Yay I get to go home tomorrow morning and tomorrow night we go get Grandma Betty. I love Christmas it is the best. I love buying gifts for everyone and seeing everyone so happy. It is the best. The twins are getting big. They are three months old now. They are so beautiful. Anyways I am sitting here watching Just Friends. It is so funny. 

So I am gonna cut it off here I might write later............................

Well I just finished playing this awesome game called Insaniquarium. It is so cool. I love it. I played it for like an hour and a half straight. LOL I can't wait to go home. I miss my own bed. Now I am watching Talladega Nights. It is such a funny movie. Ricky named his sons Walker and Texas Ranger (T.R.) LOL isn't that great!!!

 

Neurotically Yours: Episode # 064: No Christmas For You

 

Foamy:

 

MERRY CHRISTMAS ONE AND ALL,.

I REALLY HATE DOING HOLIDAY SPECIALS OF ANY KIND BUT FRANKLY, I'M PISSED OFF AT ALL THESE NEO-YUPPIE SCUMBAGS HELL-BENT ON REMOVING THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT FROM THE CHRISTMAS SEASON.

 

EVERY YEAR AROUND THE HOLIDAY, SOME JACK-OFF HAS TO GO COMPLAINING TO SOME COURT ABOUT HOW HE HATES CHRISTMAS AND HOW THERE'S SOME MANGER SCENE WITH BABY JESUS OFFENDING HIM AT SOME LOCAL SCHOOL.....WELL WHO CARES..... IF SOMEONE DECIDED TO TOSS A BABY JESUS ON THE FRONT LAWN .....WHAT'S THE FUCKING PROBLEM???

 

AND THAT'S ANOTHER THING...YOU KNOW HOW PUBLIC SCHOOLS USE TO HAVE CHRISTMAS PLAYS AND SHIT LIKE THAT.....THEY DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE....AND IF THEY DO, THEY REMOVE ALL THE SONGS THAT HAVE ANY REFRENCE TO RELIGION IN THEM......NO, “SILENT NIGHT”, NO, “JOY TO THE WORLD”, AND NO FUCKING “LITTLE DRUMMER BASTARD”

 

THESE ARE THE SAME TYPE OF INSTITTIONS THAT TELL YOU TO BE TOLERANT OF EVERYONE ELSES BELIEFS BUT TRY TO BEAT EVER HINT OF GOOD OL' ST. NICK OUT OF CHRISTMAS......HOW CAN ANYONE BE OFFENDED BY A FAT GUY WHO GIVES OUT FREE STUFF......WHAT....ARE WE ALL PISSED AT SANTA BECAUSE HE'S  FAT AND HAPPY AND PERFECTLY CONTENT WITH HIS IMAGE....IT'S LIKE ALL THESE NEO-YUPPIES WANT TO GIVE HIM AN INFERIORITY COMPLEX AND PUT HIM ON A FATKINS DIET.....

 

AND THAT'S WHY I LIKE SANTA, BECAUSE HE'S A FAT BASTARD....WORKS ONE DAY A YEAR..... IS ACTUALLY HAPPY...AND EATS ALL THE COOKIES HE WANTS.....HE REWARDS THE GOOD....AND PUNISHES THE GUILTY....KIND OF LIKE A VIGILANTE WITH GIFTS.

 

AND ONE LAST THING....I'M TIRED OF EVERY ASSHOLE SLOGAN MARKETING TEAM CHANGING “MERRY CHRISTMAS” TO “HAPPY HOLIDAYS” OR “SEASONS GREETINGS”....SO THEY'RE MORE CULTURALLY SENSITIVE......FUCK YOU.......I DON'T CARE WHO SAYS WHAT, IT'S FUCKING CHRISTMAS. DEAL WITH IT.....'TIS THE SEASON.....TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP BEING A WHINNING BITCH. LEAVE THE CHRITMAS FOLK ALONE...

 

AND JUST SO YOU KNOW WHERE I'M COMING FROM, I'M NOT ONE OF THESE PREACHY religious FANTATICS, I DON'T GO TO CHURCH, AND I COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT HUMANITIES ISSUES WITH THE VARIOUS GODS THEY WORSHIP.....

I JUST WANT CHRISTMAS TO BE CHRISTMAS.....WITHOUT SOME FUCKING JACK-ASS TELLING ME NOT TO SING CHRISTMAS SONGS BECAUSE IT HAS A RELIGIOUS OVER-TONE.....

 

STOP RUINING THE  HOLIDAYS NEO-YUPPIE SCUM!

OR I'LL BEAT YOU WITH BABY JESUS...

 

BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF SANTA....OR GET NOTHING

 

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Copyright: Jonathan Ian Mathers: 2004.

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My fine is $135
If you had to pay for your sins, and the going rate was as stated, how much would you have to pay to pay for all your wrong doings??

Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $10
Ever had sex at church -- $100
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $15
Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $5
Vandalized something -- $10
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20.
Done coke -- $15
Been jumped -- $5
cut someone with a knife -- $90
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $10
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $25
Done crystal meth --$20
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $10
Made a nasty home video -- $25
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
used someone just for sex --$50
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $25
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Had sex with someone 10 years younger then you --$10
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $10
Been arrested -- $15
Spent time in jail -- $10
Gagged and beat someone -- $100
Peed in the pool -- $5
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

Tally it up and Title it..."My Fine Is..."my fine

Simple Plan
Perfect

Hey dad look at me
Think back and talk to me
Did I grow up according to plan?
Do you think I'm wasting my time doing things I wanna do?
'Cuz it hurst when you disapprove all doing

And now I try hard to make it
I just want to make you proud
I'm never gonna be good enough for you
I can't pretend that
I'm alright
And you can't change me

'Cuz we lost it all
Nothing lasts forever
I'm sorry
I can't be perfect
Now it's just too late and
We can't go back
I'm sorry
I can't be perfect

I try not to think
About the pain I feel inside
Did you know you used to be my hero?
All the days you spend with me
Now seem so far away
And it feels like you don't care anymore

And now I try hard to make it
I just want to make you proud
I'm never gonna be good enough for you
I can't stand another fight
And nothing's alright

Nothing's gonna change the things that you said
Nothing's gonna make this right again
Please don't turn your back
I can't believe it's hard
Just to talk to you
'Cuz you don't understand

Jordyn and Jayden got there pics taken yesterday


 

Jordyn


Jayden

Yesterday was a rather eventful day. My truck caught on fire. It was pretty sad. I cried a lot. I get a rental truck tomorrow to use for work and what not. I really don't know what to type. Something is wrong between mom and dad. My guess is dad is being an ass. I think mom was crying a little bit ago. It kills me to see her cry because she is such a strong woman. Well I better get going becauseit isgetting late and I have to get up early. Later Days

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Did you ever know that you're my hero,
and everything I would like to be?
I can fly higher than an eagle,
for you are the wind beneath my wings.

It might have appeared to go unnoticed,
but I've got it all here in my heart.
I want you to know I know the truth, of course I know it.
I would be nothing without you.

Did you ever know that you're my hero?
You're everything I wish I could be.
I could fly higher than an eagle,
for you are the wind beneath my wings

Well today I went and watched Caden and Caleb for Amber and Josh till about 12:30. Then I came home did some work around the house. Then spent the rest of the day with mom, Jayden, and Jordyn. Anyways tomorrow I work with Matt and Wade in Jefferson. I have to be in at the shop at 7:30. So it will be an early day tomorrow. Right now Jayden's got a belly ache. The poor little girl. I hear an awesome some today. It is going to be the song that me and my dad dance to when I get married. Here it is.......

Look at the two of you dancing that way
Lost in the moment and each others face
So much in love your alone in this place
Like there's nobody else in the world
I was enough for her not long ago
I was her number one
She told me so
And she still means the world to me
Just so you know
So be careful when you hold my girl
Time changes everything
Life must go on
And I'm not gonna stand in your way

But I loved her first and I held her first
And a place in my heart will always be hers
From the first breath she breathed
When she first smiled at me
I knew the love of a father runs deep
And I prayed that she'd find you someday
But it still hard to give her away
I loved her first

How could that beautiful women with you
Be the same freckle face kid that I knew
The one that I read all those fairy tales to
And tucked into bed all those nights
And I knew the first time I saw you with her
It was only a matter of time

But I loved her first and I held her first
And a place in my heart will always be hers
From the first breath she breathed
When she first smiled at me
I knew the love of a father runs deep
And I prayed that she'd find you someday
But its still hard to give her away
I loved her first

From the first breath she breathed
When she first smiled at me
I knew the love of a father runs deep
Someday you might know what I'm going through
When a miracle smiles up at you
I loved her first

So I got the good old internet hooked up on my laptop now!!! So glad now I can do some of my work at home. The girls were born last monday. They are so cute. Jayden was 5lbs 10 oz and Jordyn was 5lbs 5oz. I don't really know what to type about. May since I have internet again I can get up journal up and going again. I want to write a post about my Dad cause I don't give him enough credit. Even thought he does some things I just can't stand and he sometimes treats my mom like dirt I still love him. He can be so kind and caring and funny. I am so glad that I got to meet him and now live with him. Sometimes I look at him and think wow that is my dad. I had wondered about him since I was little and now I see the man everyday.
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Now I am watching the girls while mom and dad take Melana and Zach home. I love the girls so much. I am so glad mom got pregnant. It was really fun to watch her belly grow and get to feel the girls move in her belly. I feel like I bonded with them before they were born. I am so glad mom trusts me with the girls. I was really scared that I wasn't going to get to do much with them. But the day they came home from the hosp. I got to watch them at home by myself. They mean so much to me. I would do anything for them. So maybe someday if yoy girls read this you will know your big sister loves you more than life!

Wow it has been forever!!! So I am sitting at my uncles house playin cards, watching red rose and listening to my brother and Den play the guitars. Josh left yesterday to go to college at ISU. I miss him so much already...... I really don't know what to write about..... The twins are going to be here in less than a month. That is kinda scary. I really need to talk to erin but she isn't returning my calls. That really confuses me. I still love her even though we had a huge fight and I said alot of things I didn't mean. But what else can I do but try to call her and talk to her. Anyways....got to go home so later days

LAST DAY OF SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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AG DAY!!!! What more do I have to say??? PEACE

Isn't it weird how two people can be so close they freak if they don't talk every day and the next they don't even talk???..................................................... Ever wonder if you end up dead if that other person would care???.......................Ever wonder if that other person is thinking about you???....................................Ever wonder why you were so close if the first place???................Ever wonder why people say God brought us together when all you can think about is how the topic of God tore you two apart???....................Or how each one of you found a replacement for one another and now you both don't care that you are fighting and not talking???..................

The edges of the picture
Are beginning to fade away
The color isn’t as bright
As when we took it that day

The 4 of us together
It seems like forever ago
Through the years and all the tears
What have we left to show?

A memory here or there
A phone call or two
No reason as to why
We let it all slip through

As I stared a little longer
I began to space
I thought of back when
To a different time and place

I remember all the secrets
That we all somehow forgot
The fights that we got into
We were so close I thought

The nights we were up for hours crying
For some reason or another
And somehow over time
We grew apart from each other

When I think of all the memories
Each one bring a tear
And as I continue to think
I realize my biggest fear

I remember the day we promised
We’d be best friends forever
Together no matter what
Always and forever

That memory broke my heart
All our fears are coming true
The close friendship we all had
Is finally falling through

The glass in the picture frame is cracked
Just like our friendship it’s falling away
We pretend to do something about it
But it gets worse everyday

As I watch our friendship continue to drift
I can’t help but let the tears fall
Because if we let our friendship go this easily
Maybe we weren’t that close after all…

Your life is a flashback
A question, a photograph
A statement, a story, a struggle
A chance to laugh
Cuz if you don't laugh you cry
A last crescendo when you die
So hit the rewind and listen
It's the playback
The soundtrack to your life

So here we go....
You know what pisses me off? You know, when you're having a conversation with someone, and for some reason, you get on a particular topic. In this case, let's say... the topic is... nuts. Don't you hate how the other person usually has to make some dumbass sexual comment creating some kind of lame-ass pun based on your legitimate topic of conversation? Let's say you say something like "I'm not sure I like those nuts, they leave a weird taste in my mouth." Then the other person, in usual dumb ass fashion, just has to say something like "Uhh, you don't like the nuts in your mouth? Hehehe." And then he or she giggles like an idiot for a half hour because they think they made a clever joke out of your topic of conversation. These people need to be killed! I'm sick and tired of people warping simple topics into something perverted. And God forbid if you're a woman who gets caught up in some kind of twisted wordplay like this. Before you know it, everyone at school or work is getting on your back because you made a comment about a large ball. It's unnecessary, it's stupid, and it just shows that you're thinking with your sexual organs rather than your brain. This being the case, someone should glue your mouth to your butt, so they may illustrate the fact that you truly, indeed, suck ass.

Next topic; drunk people! You know, the type of asshole who always has to get shitfaced on the weekend and go staggering around, patting you on the back like you're his best friend, when all you really want him to do is get in his car and drive home recklessly. I'm sick and tired of some incoherent asshole who smells like a case of malt liquor all of a sudden talking about the philosophy of life while trying to pick up some woman at a bar. Nice. And what's worse, those fucking dolts who go around and actually tell you how fucked up they got the night before; like they deserve some type of award for falling face first into a patch of tomatoes in your backyard at four AM in the morning. And don't forget, (in mocking voice) "friends don't let friends drive drunk." Screw that! As far as I'm concerned, give 'em the keys rev up the engine, and let 'em go sailing home with a bottle of taquila in their lap. One of three things will happen. 1: The cops will pull them over and end up having to beat the shit out of them, just because this fucker is in a drunken rage and refuses to turn off Neil Diamond's "They're Coming to America". Number 2: They'll wrap themselves around a telephone pole and either be killed or paralyzed. Cruel, you say? Well, so is inflicting your drunken stupidity on the rest of the world, so be ready to pay the consequences. Asshole. number 3, my least favorite: They make it home okay and pass out on the lawn with their motor running, while the radio is blasting some dumbass metal song from the mid-80's that no one wants to hear anymore. But at least it gives 'em a chance to try again next week.

So if you're a drunken moron or an idiot who has to manipulate legitimate conversations to get a cheap thrill for your libido, please feel free to get together with one another on the weekends, drive around drunk, make all the twisted sexual comments you like. And I'll just watch from the local diner window as they scrape your body off the pavement with a fucking spatula. Get out of our fucking lives, your moronic assholes. Your existence is useless, and you're dragging down the collective intelligence of humanity. (mocking voice) Don't like what I have to say? (/mocking voice) Here's the keys and a bottle of Crack Daniels. I'll see you tomorrow. But hopefully not.

CHUCK NORRIS FACT OF THE DAY:
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer

NEWS UPDATE:
Partick got layed for the first time on saturday in a bathroom

Well I am kinda freaking out right now cause Mom and Dad have court to get unsupervised visatation of Melana and Dalton today at 1:30 so they have been in court for like 21 minutes or so. I hope everything goes well. I bet Mom was freaking out before she left home. I just home we get this crap all done and over with. Tonight Mom is going to get Grandma Betty and she is going to spend the night at our house. I am so scared. I haven't meet her and I hope that she likes me. Patrick is going to take me home after Hort so I can get my room clean and finish the dishes. Man it is so weird how I try so hard to make people like me. It is like when I first meet my dad and Tiff like 6 months ago. I freaked out and didn't say much and I prayed that they would like me and I think I kinds freaked them out at first, but after we got together a few times things got better. Well it is my last full Friday of high school. I feel great about it. I kinda freaked out yesterday when I went to Newton and saw the prices of books for college. It should be fine. 10 days till I have surgery. I am scared about that too. I hope it is the last surgery I have to have for a while. It would be nice not having to wait for results to come back from my byopseys. Well I should finish this up. Later Days!

Chuck Norris Fact of The Day:
Once Chuck Norris rode a 9 foot grizzly bear through a atomatic car wash instead of taking a shower!

Well Patrick was reading my journal and found that he was not talked about in it and he was sad. He later contemplated suicide and then decided that he would just go and sit in his room playing the song Every Rose Has It's Thorns over and over and over. He finally decided to exit his room 68 days later. Then, still in a deep depression, he molested his dog, and, feeling enormous guilt, he stabbed himself in the eye with a dull rusty spoon. He is now dead.


For all you guys out there this is a completely made up story from the heads of Josh and I. NOT TRUE AT ALL.....
PEACE OUT

Stewie (from Family Guy) Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

Stewie: Hello, mother. I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.

Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different.
Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells.

Stewie: There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore.

CHUCK NORRIS FACT OF THE DAY:
Chuck Norris had his tonsels removed with a chainsaw!

Before each filming of Walker Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with 14 times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights!

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Prom was awesome but got a lot of work to do......LATER DAYS!!!!

IT"S FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!

I got a hundred dollars smokin' in my billfold
I know I oughta save it but it's burnin' a hole
Right through my pocket and into my skin
Come Monday morning I'll be broke again.
It's finally Friday
I'm free again
I got my motor running for a wild weekend
It's finally Friday
I'm outa' control
Forget the workin' blues
And let the good times roll.

I got a little sugar baby down the road
She's sittin' on a radio and rockin' on roll
We'll dance up a storm and later all night
We'll be workin' on doin' all the wrong things right.

It's finally Friday
I'm free again
I got my motor running for a wild weekend
It's finally Friday
I'm outa' control
Forget the workin' blues
And let the good times roll.

--- Instrumental ---

Monday, I'll be hurtin with my head in a vice
Tuesday, I'll be wonderin' if I'll ever survive
Wednesday and Thursday, I'll be slowly tunin' in
Friday, I'll be revin' up my motor again.

It's finally Friday
I'm free again
I got my motor running for a wild weekend
It's finally Friday
I'm outa' control
Forget the workin' blues
And let the good times roll.

It's finally Friday
I got my motor running for a wild weekend
It's finally Friday
Forget the workin' blues
And let the good times roll...

PEACE OUT YA'LL

So today I go on a foods field trip. We leave 3rd hour and come back 6th hour so most of the day!!! YAY!!! We are going to the old country buffet I think. Really don't have much more to say.......Finished my comp paper yesterday! Glad I am done with it.11 DAYS OF SCHOOL LEFT!!!!!!! PARTAY HARTAY!!! I have a new love for the show Charmed so I thought I would post a few pics

"Numb"
I'm tired of being what you want me to be
Feeling so faithless lost under the surface
Don't know what you're expecting of me
Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes
(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)
Every step that I take is another mistake to you
(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)
I've become so numb I can't feel you there
I've become so tired so much more aware
I'm becoming this all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you
Can't you see that you're smothering me
Holding too tightly afraid to lose control
Cause everything that you thought I would be
Has fallen apart right in front of you
(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)
Every step that I take is another mistake to you
(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)
And every second I waste is more than I can take
I've become so numb I can't feel you there
I've become so tired so much more aware
I'm becoming this all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you
And I know
I may end up failing too
But I know
You were just like me with someone disappointed in you
I've become so numb I can't feel you there
I've become so tired so much more aware
I'm becoming this all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you